Boy, am I glad there’s a Shin Bet around to protect Israel. First, they nab that bitch traitor Anat Kamm who sold the nation’s secrets to Hamas. Then, they send that other spy Uri Blau packing off the London where he belongs. Maybe if they’re lucky they’ll close down that nest of vipers at the Commie Arab-loving Haaretz and revoke their license to peddle lies about those glorious heroes who put it all on the line to keep us safe. Kill a few Arabs? You bet they do. What do you think the Palis would do to us if they could? Make us a nice cup of Arabic coffee over a game of sheshbesh??
But the biggest and best thing they’ve done lately is catching the Spanish clown, Ivan Prado, who was up to his eyeballs with the terrorists. Imagine the damage a clown can do to an unsuspecting country. Yeah, I know his cover: he was organizing a clown festival in Ramallah. Don’t they already have enough clowns in Ramallah? That’s where Abbas and Fayyad and Dahlan hang out. Who needs another one?
And why do Palestinians need clowns anyway? If they knew what was good for them they’d do a good days labor at Efrat or build a new settlement at Ramat Shlomo and let that be the end of it.
I’ve seen plenty of clowns in the circus and they’re a sneaky lot. You never know what they’re thinking under all that greasepaint. I never trusted ’em and I wouldn’t trust this guy. Yeah, they say he runs the International Clown Festival. What better cover could you think of for supporting Arab terror. Who’s suspects a clown of anything, right?
And don’t forget that babe who flew with him into Ben Gurion: “a Spanish woman of Arab origin.” You know what that means. Those Spaniards all look Arab anyway. You remember the Al Qaeda train bombing in Spain a few years ago, right? What do you think the Spanish babe was up to here?
All I can say, it baruch hashem and thank God for those brave boys in Shabak. Without them we’d be speaking Arabic and the Kotel would be an Arab outhouse.