Shin Bet Nabs Spanish Clown Intent on Damaging National Security
Boy, am I glad there’s a Shin Bet around to protect Israel. First, they nab that bitch traitor Anat Kamm who sold the nation’s secrets to Hamas. Then, they send that other spy Uri Blau packing off the London where he belongs. Maybe if they’re lucky they’ll close down that nest of vipers at the Commie Arab-loving Haaretz and revoke their license to peddle lies about those glorious heroes who put it all on the line to keep us safe. Kill a few Arabs? You bet they do. What do you think the Palis would do to us if they could? Make us a nice cup of Arabic coffee over a game of sheshbesh??
But the biggest and best thing they’ve done lately is catching the Spanish clown, Ivan Prado, who was up to his eyeballs with the terrorists. Imagine the damage a clown can do to an unsuspecting country. Yeah, I know his cover: he was organizing a clown festival in Ramallah. Don’t they already have enough clowns in Ramallah? That’s where Abbas and Fayyad and Dahlan hang out. Who needs another one?
And why do Palestinians need clowns anyway? If they knew what was good for them they’d do a good days labor at Efrat or build a new settlement at Ramat Shlomo and let that be the end of it.
I’ve seen plenty of clowns in the circus and they’re a sneaky lot. You never know what they’re thinking under all that greasepaint. I never trusted ’em and I wouldn’t trust this guy. Yeah, they say he runs the International Clown Festival. What better cover could you think of for supporting Arab terror. Who’s suspects a clown of anything, right?
And don’t forget that babe who flew with him into Ben Gurion: “a Spanish woman of Arab origin.” You know what that means. Those Spaniards all look Arab anyway. You remember the Al Qaeda train bombing in Spain a few years ago, right? What do you think the Spanish babe was up to here?
All I can say, it baruch hashem and thank God for those brave boys in Shabak. Without them we’d be speaking Arabic and the Kotel would be an Arab outhouse.
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It would seem very funny if it was not so sad. I wish that ” joke” would kill the occupation regime. Unfortunatlly dealing with ”security”‘ here in Israel very few have a sense of humor. Maybe outside mirror would do for some of us!
Just when I (once again) thought things couldn’t get more crazy in Israel, now dangerous clowns have invaded and are a security threat!
Let that be a lesson to him! If he had boycotted Israel, he wouldn’t have gotten nabbed by the ever-vigilant Shin Bet. However, I hope the Israeli people feel safer now.
LOL! I love your sarcasm. In the comments section of Ha’aretz someone wrote “The enemies of Israel masquerading as clowns”, and the Basque Clown etc.
I did some research: First of all the clown was born in Lugo, Galicia, a very peaceful part of Spain and not in the Basque region.
I did a little more research. He has a company of 100 to 200 clowns and a school for clowns, who travel all over doing street performances. People in the comments sections of Ha’aretz pretending to be Spaniards who say they never heard of this clown are lying. El Pais the top newspaper in Spain had this article on Festiclown (I used google to get it translated):
Secondly, they’re promoted and funded by Municipal Councils on Culture and Animation in the cities hosting their performances in Spain.
Promotional video of Festiclown 2009
Ivan Pardo, clown that was detained by Israeli forces talks about his group, the therapeutic and transformative value of laughter and his clown school.
I remember an interview with the director of Cirque du Soleil, where he stated that he started off as a mime with a company of street clowns just like this guy.
This is for all those idiot “clowns” in the comments section of Ha’aretz who say that no one in Spain knows this clown and therefore he must be a terrorist masquerading as a clown!
Sorry didn’t mean to insult the clowns of the universe when I compared some of the ignorant posters on Ha’aretz to clowns!
Richard, you are making fun of the legitimate concern that Israel has for the safety of its citizens. Look at that big red nose: Who knows what could be hidden in there? Kol ha kavod to the Shin Bet!
Harmless clown or “Trojan horse”? People can’t be to careful nowadays, especially if they’re delusional paranoids.
to careful = too careful
For a minute there, I thought I was reading The Onion…