The Shin Bet is resorting to Yediot want ads seeking Israeli Amazons (not books, but women) willing to volunteer to women-handle any female Hezbollahniks with chutzpah enough to think they’ll break the Gaza blockade on the Lebanese ship/s about to set sail:
Security Organization seeks
with great physical strength and motivation
to evacuate women from the aid flotilla
[sent by] Hezbollah to Gaza.
The activity is on a volunteer basis
(translation Dena Shunra)
If I didn’t know better I’d say that the Shabak is preparing for a WWF smackdown featuring Israeli he-women and veiled Hezbollah lady terrorists–and all this for the enjoyment of those funny guys in the security services who need to unwind with some kinky doings between “interrogation” sessions with Ameer Makhoul and Omar Said.
It’s somehow less than reassuring to realize Israel is now dragooning its women into the Israeli Jewish jihad against uppity Arabs who don’t know their place and have the temerity to resist Occupation and siege.
The security service especially appears not to have done an adequate job of recruiting rough tough Israeli women into its employ and is resorting to recruiting volunteers. I’d suggest they attend the next Im Tirtzu meeting to find women willing to break some heads and teach these A-rabs a lesson they won’t soon forget.
My friend known as “The Journalist” at Israel’s Rotter forum has coined a neat pun calling the Israeli women sought gv-ariot, an amalgam of gevirot (women) and ariyot (lionesses).
I hate to spoil the party but the Shin Bet ought to know better than to advertise the false claim the the Lebanese ships are a “Hezbollah flotilla.” Everyone in Lebanon including Hezbollah has told it “hands off” for precisely this reason and the ships are entirely independent. Not that that’s going to stop Shabak from women-handling the truth.
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- Ben S. Cohen: The Hezbo(ti)lla (huffingtonpost.com)