Dennis the Peasant, the scourge of Pajamas Media, has outdone himself in what I take to be a fictional press release (though who knows–it might be genuine) announcing that the wingnuts of PJM (and assorted fellow travelers) will be moderating the next Republican presidential debate. What is most delicious is the media profiles of the various celebrity moderators. Among them are:
Ricardo Klement (Pat Buchanan): Ricardo Klement is your average Professor of Ethic Studies at the University of Bueno Aires in Argentina. He is presently a visiting professor in the Middle Eastern and Asian Languages and Cultures Department of Columbia University, and the author of Sometimes Little Eichmanns Push Back: On The Justice Of Roasting Jews. Mr. Klement spends much of his free time advocating for elderly German refugees he feels the government is persecuting. His hobbies include painting and listening to Wagner.
Blanche Yenta-Letard (Pam Geller or, as Dennis calls her “Pammycakes”): Marie-Louise Yenta-LeTard, also known as Blanche, is your average 40-something New York City based Jewish-American Princess. Ms. Yenta-LeTard is founder and chief editor of the Meshugeneh News Network and is presently writing her first book, Your Burqa Vs. My Boobs: A Personal History of the Israeli-Arab Conflict. Her hobbies include producing tightly scripted comedy sketches on YouTube and doing Fran Drescher impersonations until you could just scream.
As I read this post I was laughing so uncontrollably I thought my wife, reading near me on the sofa, was afraid I was having a coronary. Nothing like a good laugh over good satire to revive the soul.