George W. Bush: The ‘W’ is for Women

Mr. Bush frequently tells audiences about the newfound freedoms for Afghan women who were liberated when the United States toppled the Taliban. His campaign rallies often feature signs saying “W stands for Women.”
—Kerry in a Struggle for a Democratic Base: Women

Say what? George ‘Women’ Bush? That’s kinda catchy, George. But I don’t think your red-meat male, white Republican base is gonna cotton to it. Might think you’re a fruit or a pussy. Better get back to the slogan drawing board. How ’bout “W stands for Wuss? Or Wanker? Or Wombat?”