Bibi’s physician, after a recent physical exam, noted the prime minister was healthy but needed to lose a few kilograms. Would it surprise you to learn that his doctor was a certain Dr. Dov Weissglas, and that the well-known diet doctor recommended his patented “Gaza diet” as a way to lose the required weight? Yup, go hang for a few days with a Gazan family and subsist on their UNRWA hand-outs. That’ll bring the weight back under control.
Weissglas also recommended that Bibi stay away from Gaza’s famous Roots Club & Restaurant, which had come highly recommended by the government’s press office director, Dan Seaman. He definitely might regain those pounds if he hung out with the foreign reporters there drinking highballs and whatnot.
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Perhaps the resultant diarrhea from drinking impure water while in Gaza will also help with the moral and ethical constipation Mr. Netanyahu so obviously suffers from.
U r both forgetting how quickly he will resort to cannibalism.
This is clearly the time for him to turn to an old friend for help – barak. Bibi will burn away those fats in no time with ehud’s reliable white phosphorose treatment.
Ah, but there’s a little problem w. white phosphorous. While it does “burn” off calories, it also tends to burn off entire parts of the body making things a bit messy for Bibi if he wants to retain his graceful form