Militant Homosexual Terrorists to Attack Trader Joe’s!!

Just to show you that even in the midst of the world going to hell in a handbasket, we here at Tikun Olam retain a sense of humor about the sheer lunacy of the pro-Israel wingnut crowd…Someone named Reuven had the chutzpah to attempt to publish a comment here with a link to the following post.  I swear I wish I were Jonathan Swift and could do this justice but I simply don’t have the wit for it.  So I’ll merely quote this astonishing bit of tomfoolery.  But before I do I simply must note that this is from Beytzim.com, which roughly translates as Balls.com.  Yes, you read that right:

Please! This is urgent. Contact your local Law Enforcement and notify them of a planned TERRORIST ACTIVITY from a self-hating HOMOSEXUAL GROUP.

The group calls itself “Queers Undermining Israeli Terrorism”.

The reason they’re “self-hating” is that the law in Gaza calls for the DEATH PENALTY for homosexual behavior. I would love to send each and every one of these homosexuals to Gaza and watch them get stoned to death.

Anyway, they’re planning to “deshelve” Israeli products at Trader Joe’s stores tommorrow [sic]. They won’t do this by buying the products; they plan to tamper with, vandalize, or steal the products. Their website has links to YouTube videos telling how to commit these acts of vandalism.

And on other pages they have photos of explosive devices (hand grenades).

We can’t depend on our terrorist-loving President to do anything about these domestic terrorists (though since he hates homosexuals so much, he’ll have a bit of a dilemma). Please…if there’s a Trader Joe’s near you, alert them that terrorists may be planning an action in their store.

Note that these homosexuals purposely planned their terrorist action on the Jewish Sabbath, so they’ll be able to commit their acts of horror unchallenged.

Omigod! Militant homosexuals dropping their panties in the middle of the frozen food aisle at Trader Joe’s! How louche.

I do so love the line that implies this gay pro-boycott groups advocates blowing up Southern California supermarkets with hand grenades. Just to give you a sense of what these wingnuts have their knickers in such a knot about, I’ve featured the image in question above.

Please tell me this made you laugh as much as it did me. We so aim to entertain here!

At first, I did entertain the notion that this might be a deliberate hoax to promote the “assault” on Trader Joe’s.  But by God, I’m sorry to say I think these people are the real thing: certifiable right wing lunatics.