Don’t you believe a word of what you’re hearing from the U.S. media about the Saudi Crown Prince dying today in a New York hospital. Nor a word about his long term illness which allegedly killed him. Those of us who’ve lapped up the convincing conspiracy theories spun by the Justice Department about Iranian terror plots against Saudi targets in the U.S. know what really happened today in New York.
Those wily Al Quds agents fed Arbabsiar to the FBI dogs last week in order to put them off the scent of their real prey, Crown Prince Abdul Aziz. It was a masterful bit of sleight of hand too, convincing the feds that a drug-dealing, low-life scum plotted with Mexican drug assassins to bomb the Saudi ambassador while he ate felafel in a DC restaurant. While the G-men were looking for Gholam Shakuri and on the trail of the $100K in bounty money, those clever IRG assassins slipped into the Crown Prince’s hotel room while his entourage wasn’t looking and pumped him with an overdose of his favorite whiskey and pigs in a blanket, mixed with a bit of Saudi crude to wash it all down. The chatter I hear is that he died with a smile on his face and the feds are none the wiser.
But if FBI director Mueller and his boys read this blog don’t be surprised if you hear a press conference tomorrow at which they’ll announce criminal charges against the Iranian assassins who offed the Saudi Crown Prince.
Thank you Richard for this Saturday morning humour.
OT:
So will the playboy Bandar become the Minister of Defense of KSA?
Will he kowtow with the administration wrt Iran “bomb’bomb’bomb”, no matter who does it?
RE: “Those wily Al Quds agents fed Arbabsiar to the FBI dogs last week in order to put them off the scent of their real prey, Crown Prince Abdul Aziz.” ~ R.S., facetiously
MY COMMENT: Those Iranians are so diabolically clever [especially, given their (reputed) crazed messianism] ! Perhaps this explains why Haim Saban is so hysterical about the Iranian Califate conspiracy caper.
HAIM SABAN:
SOURCE – http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2007/06/haim-saban/40714/
If I were Saban, I’d worry more about Dispensationalists in the US attempting to speed up the Second Coming of Jesus. Part of their future history is 144, 000 Jews converted, the rest killed.
Iran is far more devilish than we imagined. Yesterday sometime, they broke a piece of my backyard fence. And, come to think of it, a week ago my son was in a small auto “accident.” Richard, keep these insights coming!