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After Mossad Cloned British Passports to Kill al-Mabouh, Promised Never to Do It Again, IDF General Does

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011
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Brig. Gen. Avi Benayahu used false identity to enter Britain after Mossad promised not to engage in similar behavior

In its assassination conspiracy against Mahmoud al-Mabouh, the Mossad cloned the legitimate passports of numerous Israeli dual-nationality citizens, among them several from Britain.  As a result, Mossad station chiefs were ejected from several major western capitals.  For the second time in the past twenty years or so (yes, it had done this earlier) Mossad promised the Brits that it wouldn’t abuse its sovereignty in the future.

Now Defense News brings word that an Israeli general has done almost precisely that, only a few months after the promise was made to Britain.  The IDF’s chief spokesperson, Brig. Gen. Avi Benayahu traveled to  England a few weeks ago in secret.  He used a false name and (apparently) false papers to do so:

Q. EVEN IN FRIENDLY COUNTRIES LIKE BRITAIN, WHERE SOLDIERS ARE FIGHTING TERROR AT HOME AND ABROAD, YOU AND OTHER IDF OFFICERS ARE THREATENED WITH MASS PROTESTS AND EVEN ARREST WARRANTS. WHY?

A. It’s true. In my last visit to London, I had to assume a false name because well-funded anti-Israel activists are exploiting universal jurisdiction powers to wage lawfare against us.

I’d like some of my British readers to query Whitehall about whether its customary for generals of foreign militaries to use fake IDs to enter their country.  Or did British authorities participate in this fiction?  I know if I were a foreign minister I wouldn’t take too kindly to such shenanigans especially given Israel’s predilection for engaging in such fraud on a regular basis.

Benayahu is trying to wriggle out of his predicament by claiming that his security detail directed him to engage in such fraud.  Further, in defending his behavior he attacked European nations like Britain which allow the issuance of warrants for the arrest of Israeli leaders on charges of war crimes.  He made this espeically inflammatory statement in a Yediot Achronot interview:

It’s absurd.  Britain and other European countries are no less concerned about terror than we.  Their leaders understand that he who feeds the radical Islamist snake will get bitten by it.

I’m wondering what an Islamic snake looks like and what it has to do with anything.  And why is issuing an arrest warrant against an Israeli general or defense minister “feeding the Islamist serpent?”  Israel’s problems are not with radical Islamists, but with Palestinian nationalists.  Despite all its attempts to raise the specter of Al Qaeda in Gaza, Israel would be hard-pressed to argue that it invaded Lebanon or Gaza in order to prevent Al Qaeda from taking over Palestine or Lebanon.  Besides, this is just a rhetorical smokescreen to divert attention from Benayahu’s own act of duplicity.

Frankly, I don’t care what his reason for such behavior is.  Other Israeli leaders have refused to travel to Britain for fear of arrest, why does Benayahu earn a right they don’t, to do so using a fraudulent passport and identity?

The interview also reveals other views toward the social networking revolution that are diametrically opposed to the prevailing wisdom.  Benayahu frets that social media pose threats to “operational security” in urban areas (like Gaza), presumably because Palestinian victims can report on the location of Israeli forces.  Perhaps this is why Gazans using cell phones were murdered during Cast Lead.

If you listen to this passage without know who said it, you might think it was Hosni Mubarahk or Muammar Qaddafi speaking:

Even more disturbing is the fact that anyone with a 3.5-generation camera and Internet access can outreach mainstream media to disseminate lies, distortions and calls for unlawful action. It’s ironic that technology developed in the West can be co-opted to serve the interests of decidedly anti-Western, anti-democratic forces.

What he means to say is that Palestinians (a number of whom were provided video cameras by B’Tselem to record IDF abuse) may use digital media to expose the crimes and injustices of Israel.  Can anyone think of a single instance in which cameras or internet access was used during the Arab democratic revolts of the past month to “serve the interests of anti-western, anti-democratic forces??”

The interview is really a flackery masterpiece of its kind.  The interviewer asks him generally probing questions and he replies without addressing the questions at all.  Instead, he makes whatever point he wishes even if it has little or nothing to do with what he’s been asked.  I recently wrote a post about Benayahu in which I expressed strong negative views about him.  This was before I’d read a full interview with him.  Now I find myself even more disgusted.  One of my Israeli readers who is a retired IDF officer told me he knew Benayahu and that if I did I’d like him.  Not on your life.  In fact, the thought crossed my mind, given Benayahu’s announced plans to employ IDF internet geeks to expound pro-Israel hasbara online, thay my interlocutor might be Benayahu himself.  But I’m afraid that the honorary general (whose rank was as well earned as “Colonel” Sanders), has bigger media fish to fry than me.

Many in the English-speaking world think Mark Regev is the most mendacious, oily IDF press representative.  That’s because they haven’t read enough of Benayahu.  He even has the chutzpah to tell the reporter interviewing him that as long as he’s “wearing the uniform” he’ll never express a political opinion!

IDF Needs a Few Good Hasbara Hackers

Thursday, February 10th, 2011
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'It ain't over till the fat man hacks' (Avi Moalem)

A common ad slogan a few years back for U.S. Army recruitment was: “the Army needs of few good men.”  The IDF doesn’t care if you’re a man or you’re good, but they do want you if you’re capable of hacking for hasbara.  This is one of those delightful stories that come along, oh, maybe once in a…week…making Israel advocacy look even lamer than it already is:

IDF Spokesman Avi Benayahu said Tuesday that the army is currently in the process of enlisting “new media fighters”.

Benayahu told a panel on the subject of “the digital medium as strategic weapon” that the army was searching for “little hackers who were born and raised online“.

We screen them with special care and train them to serve the state,” the spokesman told the panel, which was part of the Herzliya Conference.

…”We cannot but be impressed at how Western technology harms regimes at the other end of the spectrum, such as Iran, or at how one cell phone camera can harm a regime more than any intelligence agency’s operations,” he said.

You’d be pardoned if you confused the sentence about training the “little hackers” with a description of how to train K-9 dogs to serve in the IDF.  Perhaps there’s not much difference?  Regarding online hasbara being a “strategic weapon,” you have to wonder if he’s confusing Israel’s nuclear arsenal with the hasbara hackers he hopes to recruit.  Can such an individual really be worth a nuclear weapon in this age of Facebook-inspired political revolutions?

What little fat man (Haaretz characterizes him as having “distinctive girth”) Benayahu forgets is that social networking only works for your cause when you have right on your side as the youth of Tunisia and Egypt did and do.  If all you’re selling is the same old recycled swill, nobody’d gonna buy it no matter how you disguise it.

In the final paragraph above, Benayahu seems to be forgetting that Western technology may harm not just Israel’s enemies like Iran, but also Israel itself.  That Facebook and Twitter, once used to liberate Egypt from the yoke of tyranny might just do the same for the Palestinians.

Israel’s hasbara operation seems premised on the notion that there’s a way to trick, or lull, or persuade people into supporting Israel.  But there isn’t.  The argument doesn’t resonate when you’re arguing against facts and reality, at least as the majority of the rest of the world see it.  Sure, you can persuade yourself and your narrow band of supporters.  But that’s not why you go online to advocate for your cause.  You attempt to broaden your support.

Another interesting element of this effort is that it is entirely defensive in nature.  It will defend Israeli policy.  It will explain why Israel behaves so badly so often.  It will fend off a revolution, not advance one.  It won’t advocate for new ideas, political reform, freedom or anything like what other social movements do online.  This hasbara effort is couched in the negative and I don’t believe this can work on Facebook and Twitter.  You have to represent a vision, something positive, constructive, that will capture peoples’ imaginations.  Can hasbara do that?

Benayahu reveals that Bibi Netanyahu is going to pay $1.6 million to recruit and train 120 of the “little hackers.”  If he paid that money as reparations to Turkey he’d regain a former ally and produce far better results than 1,000 hackers could.

The Ynet article closes with a priceless quote from one of the IDF’s “little hackers” herself, Aliza:

Aliza, a lone soldier from the US, explained about the new unit at the IDF Spokesperson’s Office. “We began to work with new media during Operation Cast Lead. Bloggers are very important and very influential,” she said.

She certainly wasn’t talking about this blogger.

If you have a really dark sense of humor as I sometimes do on this subject, you may get as good a laugh out of this as I did:

“This is about the democratization of information, and about the fact that you cannot stuff information down people’s throats but you can make it more palatable.”

Aliza said the office’s YouTube channel is currently its most successful venture. “Photos catch the eye and constitute visual proof that is better than words,” she said, adding that IDF footage from the flotilla raid became the most-watched videos online and affected “media reports in the world as well as online debates”.

The notion that IDF videos of the Mavi Marmara massacre constitute “visual proof” of anything is simply beyond belief and beyond words. Who does she think she persuaded? What does she think the world thinks of that disaster? That everyone’s now straightened out, understands and accepts Israel’s narrative?

Another delightful note to add to this, is that the very same IDF fat man, Benayahu told the media that he was recently forced to travel to Britain incognito to prevent nasty disturbances against him and presumably a war crimes warrant for his arrest.  I can’t imagine how someone with as big and ugly a mug as he could think he could disguise himself.  And he certainly won’t the next time he tries this.

What’s even funnier about this guy is that though he’s the IDF’s top spokesperson he’s never fired a shot in his life and his army rank of Brigadier General is entirely honorary. Frankly, I’ve never heard of someone employed by an army holding a rank he never earned.  And can you someone this overweight ever have marched a step in his life?  Frankly, I think part of his hasbara regime should be going on a diet.  He’d make a more convincing spokesperson if he didn’t look like a shlub.

Turkel Commission Vindicates Israeli Massacre

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011
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Shabtai Rosenne: even the dead shall praise Israel

Perhaps only in Israel can even a dead man rise from the grave to sing his country’s praises (well OK, it could happen in a few other places too like North Korea, Belarus and perhaps Iran).  That’s what’s happened to poor Shabtai Rosenne, former Israeli foreign ministry official, appointed along with several other elderly cheerleaders to vindicate the Israeli massacre (called officially by the panel a “maritime incident”) aboard the Mavi Marmara.  No sooner was the man appointed than a picture appeared on the front page of an Israeli newspaper with him sitting in PJs next to his Filipino male nurse.  And then a few weeks later, just after the panel began its deliberations he was dead.

But his spirit lingers on.  They probably saved an empty chair for him during deliberations.  Kinda like Elijah.  So, contrary to the Ashrey prayers which proclaim that the “dead shall not praise God” (only the living do that), even the dead sing Israel’s praises.  In fact, one wonders why Bibi even bothered appointing anyone living to people this commission.  It would save trouble to have Rosenne appoint a few other dead Israeli leaders to join him and issue the report from heaven.  That might’ve offered the report a tad more credibility and authority than it’s currently enjoying.  Turkey has spat on the results as “lacking credibility.”  No one else in the world who’s a reasonable observer will feel any more fondly towards it.

In fact, the results beggar belief.  IDF naval commandos killed nine Turks, one of whom was also a U.S. citizen.  Their crime?  They were running the Israeli blockade of Gaza.  While the rest of the world and most experts in international law see the siege as illegal, Turkel and his as good as dead guys see both the siege and the attack on the Turkish ship as fully justified.  According to them, it’s perfectly acceptable to place 1.5 million civilians under siege for no valid military purpose whatsoever.

Returning to the weaknesses in the panel’s procedures…just for starters, it actually expected Turkish victims might testify.  Why?  Why would they come after the hospitality they were accorded following their kidnapping, in which they were imprisoned and all their gear of any value stolen?  Was the commission going to house them in the King David Hotel with a 24 hour security guard to ensure they wouldn’t be accorded the same treatment again?  Those who did testify who were any less than IDF boosters, such as Israeli human rights NGOs, were treated with barely concealed contempt.  Why would a Turkish victim subject him or herself to such hostility?

The fix was in.  The inquiry delivered the result expected.  Now Israel can say it did its duty and the rest of the world can laugh in disbelief.  Just the way Israel wants things apparently.  It would’ve been far too dangerous to have a genuinely independent panel.  Israel doesn’t allow such things when it cannot control the outcome.  It really doesn’t care what the world thinks about it.  For domestic political consumption it needs to be able to tell Israelis it did its best to comply with the world’s wishes, and that it’s not responsible if the world thinks it wasn’t good enough.  After all, that’s what the world always says about us now, doesn’t it (say Israel’s leaders)?

Oh, but wait.  The panel did actually make one tiny criticism.  Yes, you heard me right.  They actually found one little thing to criticize about Israel’s treatment of Gaza.  No you cynics, it wasn’t that the border isn’t sowed up tight enough.  It’s that the IDF should be more merciful in dealing with Gazans who need medical care outside the enclave.  It also said Israel should be more focussed in harming Hamas and not the civilians of Gaza.  It’s touching really.  And so humane and heartwarming of them.  But how, pray tell, when you’ve put a lid on an entire territory can you pinpoint the harm on one small group of people within it?  You can’t.  So thanks for all the concern, but give it a rest.  This is utter nonsense.

To read the whole report, see here.

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Turkey's ambitious foreign minister

On a related note, James Traub has an in depth profile of the Turkish foreign minister, Ahmet Davutoglu, in which the reporter claims that the only “failure” in Turkey’s foreign policy has been its supposedly over-the-top response to the Mavi Marmara assault.  Note the quotation from the “U.S. government official” cum Israeli booster who has got to be Dennis Ross or Dan Schapiro, Obama’s pro-Israel point men:

The net effect of Turkey’s vehement reaction to the flotilla, which by an unfortunate quirk of timing came two weeks after the nuclear deal with Iran and a week before the sanctions vote, was to wreck whatever remained of its relations with Israel and to seriously harm its standing in the U.S. “The hyperbolic and provocative rhetoric” in the aftermath of the Mavi Marmara incident, says a senior administration official, “has interfered with what has been a historic and hugely important, positive Turkish-Israeli relationship.” And it has done real damage in the court of public opinion, where Turkey looks like the enemy of the United States’ best friend in the Middle East as well as the friend of its worst enemy. After the Mavi Marmara incident, Thomas L. Friedman asserted in The Times, perhaps hyperbolically, that Turkey had joined “the Hamas-Hezbollah-Iran resistance front against Israel.”

The analysis contained in this passage is so off-key that it’s worth dwelling on it for a moment.  First, why would any American care how Turkey reacted to the Mavi Marmara?  None does.  Except of course those who are ardently pro-Israel like Aipac’s members and those Congress members who do as they’re told and whip out their “scold Turkey” cue card when necessary.  So it’s utter nonsense to say that Turkey has harmed relations with the U.S.  What this passage and those quoted in it really mean to claim is that because Turkey has harmed its relations with Israel (but didn’t Israel choose first to harm its own relations with Turkey by killing so many of its citizens?), and the U.S. is Israel’s bestest friend in the whole world, that Turkey better look out.  Because if you rile up Israel too much you’re gonna rile up the big guy too eventually.  And Turkey, according to this lopsided thinking, wouldn’t want to do that now, would it??

And why pray is the Turkey-Israel relationship “hugely important?”  And to whom?  Of course it’s hugely important to Israel as Turkey used to be the only major Muslim country which had any relations with it, good or bad.  So what precisely is Turkey losing by having this cold front blow in?  Again, the U.S. official quoted here is speaking entirely from Israel’s vantage point, which is why I think it’s a dead giveaway that Ross is the one speaking here.

Finally, we have the typically ludicrous Tom Terrific quote claiming that by defending its own national honor and putting Israel in the dock for killing its own citizens that Turkey, which single-handedly negotiated an end to the Syria-Israel conflict which Olmert then proceeded to completely screw up, has somehow joined the armed resistance along with Hezbollah, Hamas and Iran.  Stuff ‘n nonsense.

What I’d like to know is, what was Turkey supposed to do after the massacre?  Sit back and say to Israel: “That wasn’t quite hard enough.  Why don’t you hit me again?”  Is that the way nations conduct international diplomacy and protect their interests?  Do they turn the other cheek and say, I know you’re a good guy and didn’t mean it?  Or do they vigorously protect themselves and their citizens from such murderous acts as committed by Israel?

Are You a Pro-Israel Media Maven? HasbArianna Is

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
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Arianna Huffington aka Hasbarianna, willing target of pro-Israel hasbara campaign

If you are, the Israeli foreign ministry (MFA) has a junket for you: it’a a real metzieh.  Israel has allocated $25-million for hasbara efforts of which $15-20 million will be dedicated to romancing the stones of the pro-Israel social networking and media world: Arianna Huffington, that means you, baby.  You’re the leading Hasbara target and you ponied up your journalistic probity in return for a good, long sip at the MFA trough.  If you don’t believe me look at this shameless bit of pandering to her Israeli Sugar Daddy.  Arianna, mazel tov to you:

The campaign will focus on hosting figures the ministry has identified as having significant influence on public opinion. The first step in that effort was seen in ministry involvement in coordinating Arianna Huffington’s visit to Israel…

The ministry says it will work to cover the visits of many other opinion makers next year. The focus will be on people involved in lifestyle issues, culture and art, as well as leaders of specific population segments such as the gay community.

The Foreign Ministry also plans to fund activities already underway online. For example the site “I am Israel,” which features video clips and articles about the average Israeli. The project, part of an effort to change the world conception of Israelis, was initiated by individual Israelis. While the ministry is not currently involved in this site, in the future it intends to fund such projects.

I’d like to recommend a Hasbara-related neologism: Ariannabara or Hasbarianna.  Frankly, I think it’s shameful for any journalist to accept funding from the MFA for such a trip and if I can get my hands on the names of those who join the dog and pony show, they’ll be up in lights here.  I have no problem, in fact encourage, bloggers to visit Israel and even, if they must, taking briefings at the ministry.  But to participate in such a bald-faced Hasbara project is unconscionable.  And if you’re thinking of joining up, I put you on notice.

Doubtless, there are those true blue and white uber-Zionists who will be proud to join and wave the flag.  They’ll boast about their participation.  David Abitbol and his groupies are an example of someone who will no doubt participate in such a fashion (maybe we can call Hasbara in his case, Abitbara or Hasbabitbol).  And Jeffrey Goldberg too.  These people either have no  shame or they’re already true believers and cannot be moved.  But others may still have a shred of a conscience or integrity and be interested in preserving their jounalistic integrity.  It is those who should be informed about this.

I’ll be waiting for my invitation.  But it may be a long time coming.  All I get instead are these Hasbarist commenters doubtless sent here by our good friends in the MFA.  Could they at least throw in a T-shirt?  Maybe one of those cool Operation Cast Lead IDF T-shirts?  The ones about which I submitted a Huffington Post post which they refused to publish?  (By the way, that was one of Uri Blau’s great stories for Haaretz.)

H/t Rebecca and Ofer N.

Mavi Marmara: Video as Ammunition in the Battle for World’s Hearts and Minds

Thursday, June 10th, 2010


This is a follow-up on last night’s post and video which appears to show (at least according to those who edited and captioned the video) the murder of a ship passenger by an IDF commando. Thanks to new video footage Paul Woodward has discovered, I’m going to backtrack somewhat on the claims I made last night. Above you’ll see an expanded version of the same video. In addition, I’ll relay new information I solicited from Prof. Scott MacEachern, a Bowdoin anthropologist who has some weapons expertise and with whom I’ve consulted periodically on such issues, who attempted to piece together what weapon was used and what the commando was actually doing with it.

Before I start and in order to quiet the cheers of the hasbara crowd, nothing I’m about to say conclusively refutes the possibility that the conclusions I drew yesterday are wrong. But there other possibilities that should be considered as well.

First, Paul notes that the longer video featured here, which appears to be one generation closer to the raw footage than the video featured yesterday, shows the action differently than the earlier video. In other words, the video claiming to show the murder of Furkan Dogan, shows commandos kicking a victim and then apparently shooting him. The video above shows these actions in reverse order. The IDF Seals first point a weapon down at the victim and possibly fire it, and later kick him.

What does all this mean? It means that the video footage may’ve been edited or manipulated to make it appear to show something it doesn’t. But again, since all of this represents the battle of dueling videos between Israel and supporters of the flotilla activists, its very hard to say anything definitively other than that both videos show commandos beating, menacing and possibly shooting victims. Even if the order of events was manipulated, that does not mean that in the original (possibly raw) video we watch above that a victim was not shot, possibly with a .22 caliber bullet (see below).

Israel’s supporters attempt to minimize the damage represented by the video’s contents by claiming the weapon held by the commando is a paintball gun and not one meant to kill. Many people who want you to believe they know what they’re talking about have vociferously stated this. But Prof. MacEachern offers some food for thought:

The weapon used…has the following characteristics:

(a) the stock is quite thin, indicating something with low recoil;
(b) there’s no large magazine visible (including a top-mounted paintball magazine, which is pretty easy to identify);
(c) the operator seems to be working a slide on the bottom of the weapon, and ejects at least one cartridge (indicating it’s not CO2 powered like a paintball gun);
(d) he works it four times at least, maybe five, while the weapon is pointing at the area they were kicking at before;
(e) the barrel is long and thin (could be the barrel itself or a sound suppressor); and
(f) he has a flashlight mounted on the left side of the receiver.

There appears to be no muzzle-flash, indicating (a) that’s it’s not a conventional pistol/rifle cartridge or (b) less likely, that a suppressor has eliminated all of the flash from a pistol cartridge.

So, there are two possibilities:

(1) these commandos are abusing some lying on the ground by firing some sort of crowd-control weapon, a kind of paintball gun on steroids (e.g. An FN303, although I don’t think that’s what this is), at him at a range of a foot or so, or

(2) this is an assassination weapon, an updated De Lisle carbine or some equivalent silenced, single-shot pistol-calibre weapon, and they have killed him.

My money is somewhat on the former, but no firm conclusions at this point.

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Ruger rifle of the type possibly use by IDF on board Mavi Marmara

Video screengrab of IDF commando holding weapon aboard Mavi Marmara

In a later message to me, Scott added the following in an attempt to identify the weapon brandished:

I think he’s shooting whoever is on the ground with a silenced Ruger 10/22 .22-calibre bolt-action rifle with a modified stock. The Israelis bought some and used them for ‘crowd control’ for a while, until they were prohibited legally from using it – except they still did. They also use it to kill guard dogs – a so-called ‘hush-puppy’ weapon – in the Special Forces, so Sayeret 13 might be using it. This would kill you.

He offers evidence via B’Tselem of the gun’s use by the IDF in the Occupied Territories in riot control situations in which it is fired into demonstrators limbs, producing serious but usually not lethal injuries:

Ha’aretz reported the comments of an “IDF official”, who said that the Ruger causes less harm, and is less lethal, than “rubber bullets.”

Several children, however, were killed by it.

Some may note that the Turkish autopsies revealed that most of the dead were killed by 9mm bullets. This does not mean that others were not shot with .22 caliber ammunition, nor that a victim may not’ve died of such bullets. If Scott is right and this victim is being shot by a Ruger, the chances of causing death at point blank range rises greatly as he notes above.

Given the duelling videos offered by both sides, and the tendency of both sides to be willing to manipulate documentary evidence to their advantage, it’s hard to say precisely what went on aboard the ship that night. Which is all the more reason it is absolutely necessary for there to be a credible international probe of this tragedy. Such an inquiry must hear from every member of the Israel team that assaulted the Marmara as well as every passenger who may’ve engaged in resistance/violence and every passenger who may’ve witnessed such actions. This is the only way to ascertain with any reliability what happened and who is at fault, or most at fault.

Lieberman Privatizing Hasbara

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
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Bibi's bird of prey

Haaretz brings words of an extraordinary development in the annals of official Israeli government hasbara efforts.  Apparently not content with the efforts of official diplomats who work for him and are supposed to do his bidding, Avigdor Lieberman intends to create a covert hasbara effort, a privatized foreign ministry apparatus which it will pay for but which will avoid showing official government “fingerprints.”  I call it “covert ops hasbara.”

This is one of those crackerjack ideas that emanates periodically from the minds of Yvet and his trusty capo di tuti Danny Ayalon: Israeli doesn’t have enough trouble as it is with its terrible policies and thankless job of defending them without creating a surreptitious propaganda effort to further undermine what little it can do on its own behalf?  Here are the details:

The Foreign Ministry is planning to use front groups to transmit hasbara…in order to influence senior politicians, opinion shapers and journalists in Europe, ministry sources said.  Tthe goal is to create a public diplomacy track parallel to the one used by the Foreign Ministry, whose message does not bear the “fingerprints” of the Israeli government, the source said.

Last Thursday dozens of Israeli embassies in Europe received an urgent telegram from Jerusalem, entitled, “Mapping of European personalities with influence.”  The document asked all embassies and consulates to submit a list of people who are considered to be influential in their countries. The diplomats were surprised at the request for the individuals’ telephone numbers, mailing addresses and e-mail addresses.

“Please fill in the list of the names of the most influential people in the following fields,” the document read. “State leaders – president and/or prime minister and staff, parliament speaker, 10-15 prominent members of parliament, up to five heads of important nongovernment organizations, and up to 10 key journalists.”

…The telegram did not include an explanation for request. Initially, some ambassadors were concerned that the foreign minister’s bureau and the director general intended to “bypass” the embassies and forge direct contacts with important figures in the various countries.

“There was a sense that [the ministry] was trying to go over our heads,” said one ambassador stationed in a European capital.  Other envoys were fearful that Jerusalem planned to enlist the services of private European lobbying firms that would shoulder some of the public relations responsibilities normally reserved for the embassies.

“For a while now there has been a feeling that [Foreign Minister Avigdor] Lieberman is dissatisfied with the diplomats, and there was speculation that he wants to privatize Israel’s hasbara [public relations efforts],” said one ambassador.  Haaretz has learned…the ministry’s intent is to create a semi-official PR organ whose work will be directed by Jerusalem, but will be represented by front groups so that their messages do not bear the imprimatur of the government.

“When an Israeli ambassador speaks of Palestinian incitement or weapons smuggling from Syria to Hezbollah – the Europeans immediately cast doubt on it,” said a senior Israeli diplomat. “But if those same messages are delivered by someone who supposedly has no official ties to Israel, it is likely to be more effective.”

In addition, ministry sources say such a system will enable Israel to convey messages that it cannot issue officially for political and security reasons.

Actually, this is what this plan will really do (as opposed to what Yvet hopes it will do): it will taint anyone who speaks on behalf of Israel’s policies whether they’re on the payroll or not.  It won’t matter what your pedigree, what your stature, what your professional expertise.  If you back Israel you will almost automatically be suspect.  And it will be a shame because some of us would like the illusion that there still may be a few honest souls out there who find something praiseworthy to say about Israeli policy and do so for no ulterior motive.  That illusion will be shot to pieces.

It will also reinforce the notion that Israel is so desperate for good PR that it will pay for it.  And that the efforts by its government to promote itself carry with them a whiff of payola and corruption.

The Israeli reader who referred me to this article made this heartbreaking comment:

My friend said today – the army is a terrorist organization and the foreign ministry is a mafia.

Those are dark times for Israelis such as myself and for whatever Israel could have been. It is even hard to say the last sentence like this: for whatever Israel could be.

When I read the penultimate sentence above it breaks my heart both for him and for Israel: “for whatever Israel could have been.”  This is the death of a dream, for many Israelis like him it is the death of a homeland.  It makes me so goddamn sad.

I’m reminded of Ian Lustick’s research on emigration in which he documents the effect that ongoing conflict has on the brain drain of Israeli professionals who refuse to allow their own children to be dragged into the eternal war that they’ve known virtually all their lives.  For readers like him, what can there be for him in Israel once all his illusions are shattered?  Yes, he has family and friends and that is a strong bond.  But what happens when you view not just your current government as hopelessly corrupt and immoral, but any possible future government as well.  What is left for you?

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Enlisting Krav Maga in the War for Israel

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Doesn't krav maga make you want to stand as one with Israel in its war against the Palestinians? (Jack Guez /AFP-Getty)

As the reader who sent me this story wrote: “You couldn’t make this stuff up.”  The story is from the Chicago Jewish federation newspaper:

Kimberly Mor and Sue Garstki, the owners of Krav Maga Illinois, in Highland Park, are giving new meaning to the phrase “get home safe.”

Their school is the first of its kind on the North Shore licensed to teach Krav Maga—the official self-defense system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF)—through the official Krav Maga Worldwide training center and the Ministry of Education in Israel.

In case any of you wondered whether Israel and the IDF have become a replacement for the Jewish religion in the minds of Diaspora Jews, you have this passage to assure you that like the Torah (and the Pope), krav maga is infallible:

“No matter where you go in the world (the Torah) is exactly the same. If there is a mistake in the Torah, then that isn’t considered a Kosher Torah. That’s one of the other things that really pulled me toward Krav Maga was that I knew that it was really from the source, it was the absolute truth when it came to self defense.”

For those of you who see those pictures of IDF soldiers beating Palestinian demonstrators and feel a surge of Jewish pride, then krav maga (literally “contact fighting”) is just for you:

They say many of their students come to Krav Maga not only for self-defense, but also to feel a connection to their family in Israel…

Everybody feels a connection to the soldiers, whether they are Jewish or not,” Mor said. “Soldiers and their fighting spirit, we really teach fighting spirit here.”

“…I’m not coming from Israel and I’m not Jewish, yet I believe that the army is so strong and so prepared that I’m willing to practice this every day of my life. I love it…”

And we love it too.  Someone has to report this use of hasbara to Israel’s Hasbara minister.  He’ll undoubtedly want to disseminate news of this brilliant new use of pro-Israel propaganda world-wide, just as he’s touting the co-optation of the European rabbinate on behalf of expounding the joys of Israel to a doubting European public.

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Twitter and Winning the Online War for Israel

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Those valiant hasbara honchos in the Israeli foreign ministry are fighting the good fight on behalf of Israel and the Jewish people.  First, Danny Ayalon stood up to the Turkish ambassador by seating him on a kiddie chair and showing how to humiliate a true enemy of Israel.  Then Danny stiffed a U.S. Congress delegation, making clear that he’d have nothing to do with those anti-Israel, so-called Jews in J Street.  Next, to show Israel in a truly constructive light as a center of hot sex in the Middle East–the MFA, Canadian Jewish pro-Israel donors, and the Israel lobby funded a thrilling video that proffered oral sex in return for traveling to the land of hot beaches and bronzed bodies that is Israel.

Yuli Edelstein, settler, and minister of the newly created Hasbara (I kid you not) Ministry, created a devilishly witty website which makes fun of foreign journalists telling their audiences back home that the IDF uses camels to haul their ammunition and that standards of civilization are somewhere in the late 19th century.  He’s also deputized Israeli tourists and, why the hell not, the entire Jewish people to be ambassadors of hasbarist good will on Israel’s behalf.  I tell you, as a good Zionist, it just makes my heart pound and my body tingle.  We’re finally getting out the message.  With this, it won’t be long before we win this damn propaganda war with the dark Arab hordes.  Then Israel will stand with its foot atop the neck of those damn Palestinians, as it should be.

Now, Danny and his friends in the Australian Zionist Federation have discovered a truly nefarious enemy within our very own Jewish people.  These are those Jewish-born individuals who should be ashamed to call themselves Jews (we certainly don’t), because they hate, I say HATE, Israel and all it stands for.  People like those nasty Twitterers who mock magnificent specimens of Jewish manhood like Gerald Steinberg of NGO Monitor, and deputy minister Ayalon himself.  And how do these so-called Jews disseminate their hate?  Not through the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.  No they’re far too crafty and hip for that.  They seek ever newer ways to promote their bile.  They do it using the tools of the young people on whom they prey: YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.  Yes, I said Twitter.  Is nothing sacred?

And who do we have to thank for this Paul Revere-like early warning of the impending peril to Israel?  Something called the Community Internet Engagement Project of the Australian Zionist Federation.  You see, many of our leaders are the white-haired Old Guard.  They’re used to dictating to cute secretaries a la Mad Men.  They barely know how to type, let alone tweet or “friend” someone on Facebook.  They’re the dinosaurs.  But the future belongs to the CIEP which aims to teach Australian Zionists how to fight for Israel in the perpetual online war waged by Islamofascists and their anti-Zionist fellow travelers.  All I can say is thank God for this veritable firewall, or should I say mechitza, on behalf of all that is good about the Jewish people.

We should thank them for all they do on our behalf (cut out that sniggering you in the back, this is serious work we’re engaged in):

Israel has been attached [sic] in Wikipedia, Facebook, YouTube, and Flickr. Eventually it had to happen… and in messages of 140 characters of [sic] less, now Twitter too is being used in public diplomacy against the Jewish state….In Israel MKs, such as Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon, are also making use of Twitter. So is the IDF’s spokesperson and the Israeli Foreign Ministry. What’s new…are efforts to use Twitter to attack, satirise or demonise. Two fake profiles demonstrate the potential. The first, is a FakeDannyAyalon profile on twitter, [sic] is an example of political attacks. Using his real picture and a string of 79 posts, the profile spreads over-the-top messages in the Deputy Foreign Minister’s name. One expounds the rights of protestors to express themselves in Iran, going on to say those who do so in Israel should be shot. Another suggests a Palestinian Mandela must be found… so that he can be locked up. The second fake profile of interest is for NGO Monitor. NGO Monitor is the watchdog organisation that reports on human rights NGOs active in the Arab Israeli conflict.  This profile likewise makes over the top and self defeating statements. “‘Telling the truth is less important than defending Israel.’ Yes, EXACTLY! When will you learn?!” it reads. Another comment says “Remember: Everything we say = democratic debate, legitimate criticism. Everything they say = exploiting democracy for a political agenda”.

Ashley Perry and advisor to Danny Ayalon responded to our enquiries saying they were aware of FakeDannyAyalon on Twitter and that “imitation is the highest form of flattery”…Despite the interest from imitators, Danny Ayalon apparently soon launch a blog and an interactive website. One wonders if FakeDannyAyalon will be left by the wayside.

The fake profile for NGO Monitor is less blatant than that for Danny Ayalon. IT differs from NGO Monitor’s real account by only an under score. The posts also link to articles that debate and respond to NGO Monitor reports. The profile itself lists the Palestinian Propaganda [!] site Electronic Intifada as its home page. Electronic Intifada was previously exposed as being behind efforts to manipulate the Wikipedia community after they infiltrated and exposed efforts by CAMERA to encourage more people to become Wikipedia editors.

It’s taken a while, but finally twitter too has become a tool of online warfare. While Facebook bans the use of fake names, Twitter only prohibits Impersonation and Trademark violations. It remains to be seen how far satire can be used as a cover, and how good the satire must be to qualify. One this [sic] is certain, the online world is only growing in impact when it comes to politics and the international reputation of countries. Israel is starting to get online, but there is a long way still to go.

And with starke Yidn like Prof. Dr. Oboler on our side, we’ll get there in no time.  Who is this fellow, you ask?

Dr. Andre Oboler is a social media expert and Director of the Community Internet Engagement Project. He…spent a year as a Post Doctoral Fellow focusing on Online Public Diplomacy at Bar-Ilan University in Israel.

Phew, I feel better already.  One thing you should know, by the way, is that that wonderful sounding name “public diplomacy” is another phrase for hasbara when it comes to Israel.  It’s selling Israel, selling its story (as conceived by the pro-Israel right), selling the good, and dismissing the bad with the wave of a hand.

Psst, Dr. Oboler, use that PhD in computer science to buy yourself a good grammar check program, lest the anti-Semit’n out there start thinking all of us Jews are semi-literate.

To enjoy the wonderful satire of NGO_Monitor and FakeDanny Ayalon, visit their profiles and be ready to laugh your head off.  Some of this has to be written by writers for Eretz Nehederet, it’s that good.  By the way, Prof. Dr. Oboler missed a few other hilarious ones as well that would throw him into fits of righteous indignation: Fake_Bibi, FakeShimonPeres, DanHalutz, M_Ahmadinejad, SalamFayyad and MohammadDahlan.  Please let us know about others in the comment thread below.

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