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Ayalon: Cyberattacks on Israel Are ‘Act of War’

Saturday, January 7th, 2012
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Danny Ayalon: Israel will declare war on script kiddies

Leave it to Danny Ayalon to plumb unintentionally the twisted hypocrisy of Israeli foreign and military policy.  In the aftermath of the hacking attack on an Israeli sports website, which exposed the credit card information on 14,000 accounts (apparently not the 400,000 that the hacker originally claimed), Ayalon announced that any cyberattack on Israel would be met with maximum force.

Haaretz quotes him as saying:

Such cyber-attacks are “a breach of sovereignty comparable to a terrorist operation, and must be treated as such”, Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon said during a speech at a community center.

“Israel has active capabilities for striking at those who are trying to harm it, and no agency or hacker will be immune from retaliatory action,” he said

Such lunacy is music to the ears of bloggers.  It’s our meat.  First, Ayalon doesn’t make Israeli security policy.  He barely even makes foreign policy since most of the world’s leaders refuse to meet with his boss, the former-Moldovan, former-Kahane Chai muscle.  So his death threats against script kiddies for minor security hacks are typical ultranationalist braggadocio.  Second, he appears not to have considered the consequences for Israeli cyber warfare efforts against Iran.  If hacking a commercial site is casus belli for a nation going to war against a hacker, then all the more so when a nation creates a computer worm like Stuxnet which sabotages another nation’s nuclear processes.  Is that really what Ayalon wants?  To provide Iran with a justification for attacking Israel for Stuxnet?  Better yet, since the U.S. also likely played a role in Stuxnet, should we give Iran cause to attack us too?

Oh, I forgot Iran damn well better not even think it can attack us for Stuxnet, but we damn well have the right to do the same against them and fear no consequences.  World of Bullycraft 2.0.

Ayalon also lied in this mischaracterization of U.S. cyberpolicy regarding this threat:

Ayalon also applauded the United States for declaring that “all attacks in their cyberspace will be considered as a declaration of war and they will react as if it had been a missile attack.”

We never declared any policy remotely close to what Ayalon claimed.  But why let facts get in the way when you’re fighting a holy jihad against Israel’s delegitimization, right?  The Pentagon has suggested policy which would allow the U.S. to go to war against a “foreign nation” that engaged in a cyberwarfare attack:

…A computer attack from a foreign nation can be considered an act of war that may result in a military response.

It doesn’t say we will go to war, and if we were to, it suggests we would only go to war against a nation which violated our cybersovereignty (if there can even be such a concept).  I see nothing saying the Pentagon is willing to fight a war against Chinese cyberhackers or a script kiddie stealing credit card data from a commercial website.  If that were the case, the world would rather quickly remind us of the old R. Crumb cartoon of the shell-shocked man with a TV trying to find an electric socket in a landscape devastated by nuclear war.  Not to mention that these suggested rules are quite controversial because they open us up to precisely the type of attack that may be justified by our own cyber attack on nations like Iran.

Danny Ayalon Warns of PA Being Terror Authority, Urges Israel to Cut Off Gaza Water, Power

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

In a move that surely would bring charges of severe violations of international law, Israel’s deputy Führer, er foreign minister, Danny Ayalon, suggested (Hebrew) that if Mahmoud Abbas continues his unity talks with Hamas, that the Palestinian Authority would become the “Terror Authority.”  He also argued that since Hamas, in conducting these talks, was seeking to strengthen the “infrastructure of terror,” Israel may have to severe its own ties to Gaza’s infrastructure, including its water and power.  On top of the siege Israel has imposed since 2006, this would create a humanitarian crisis of immense proportions.  Human beings simply cannot live without water, nor is life much above primitive standards without power.  One would also anticipate it might further reinforce charges that Israel has engaged in war crimes against Gaza during the 2006 war and continues violating international law by imposing immense suffering on the enclave’s 1.5 million inhabitants.

Among Ayalon’s other ‘acute’ observations is that Mahmoud Abbas’ refusal to schedule peace negotiations with Israel at the Quartet’s request marks the PA as the party rejecting peace (he called them “peace refusers”).  He spoke also about relations with Egypt and made the bold–and foolish–claim that peace with Israel would be a national priority no matter which party ruled Egypt.  Apparently, he didn’t hear about the cries during a Muslim Brotherhood rally in an Egyptian mosque last Friday, which weren’t terribly polite (putting it mildly) to Israelis or Jews in general.  But Ayalon did inform us about the unnerving claim, certainly based on compelling evidence which he for some reason couldn’t provide, that Iran’s Ayatollahs are spreading radical Islam inside Egypt and seeking to establish an Islamist regime there.  Given the fierce Sunni-Shiite divide between Egypt and Iran, it’s hard, nay impossible to believe that the Muslim Brotherhood is welcoming Iranian interference in Egypt’s internal affairs.  I tell you, that Ayalon is one smart cookie and so learned in the ways of Islam.  His brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

On a slightly different subject, I just read that in a meeting with Abbas, the Norwegian foreign minister said that Israel’s refusal to transfer $100-million in Palestinian tax payments held by Israel amounted to “waterboarding” Palestine.  A vivid turn of phrase.

 

Ken Marcus’ Campus Jihad Against Anti-Israelism

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

Gary Tobin, the late and renowned Jewish demographer, founded an academic institute before his untimely death in 2009 called the Institute for Jewish and Community Research.  I knew Prof. Tobin and studied his surveys of American Jewry with great interest when I was a fundraiser for Brandeis University, where he taught.

But I’m sorry to say that since his untimely death in 2009, the Institute, under the leadership of his wife, Diane Tobin, has taken an u-turn away from Gary’s core academic interests.  Ms. Tobin, it should be noted, has no academic background in Jewish studies, demography or any similar field.  Now, IJCR has largely been turned over to the concocted academic field of “anti-Israelism.”  Academics and wannabes use the term as almost synonymous with anti-Semitism and hope that they can raise consciousness in the U.S., to the extent that so-called anti-Israeli attitudes on American campuses and elsewhere will gain the same stigma that anti-Semitism has.

Last June, the anti-Israelism field was dealt a hard blow when Yale University closed its academic program for the study of anti-Semitism and anti-Israelism because it had become too politicized (i.e. anti-Muslim and pro-Israel) and because few faculty members would collaborate with it or take it seriously.  At a major conference organized by the program and its director, Charles Small, the main theme seemed to be bashing Muslims and warning of the threat Islam poses to Jews and the world.

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Ken Marcus, Jewish Torquemada crusading against campus 'anti-Israeilsm'

A senior IJCR staff member, Ken Marcus, leapt to the Yale program’s defense and called its closure an example of political correctness run amok.  He all but claimed that the act by the University was due to pressure from Muslim pressure groups.

It’s not surprising then, to find that Marcus is one of the key intellectual authors of a new campaign to exploit newly written federal civil rights statutes (Title VI) which forbid campuses from creating a hostile environment for various ethnic and religious groups, including Jews.  Marcus and his friends at Stand With Us are uniting to explore campuses where they can apply their new theory.  To do so, they must find campuses where they can recruit sufficient Jewish students to complain that they are afraid to be Jews on campus because  of the environment of fear and intimidation created by pro-Palestinian groups.

All this will require a Department of Education that is sufficiently malleable to take all this seriously.  Given Pres. Obama’s need for the Jewish vote in the coming presidential election and his wish to be seen as uber-supportive of Israel, it isn’t at all clear that Education officials will throw this nonsense where it belongs–in the garbage can.  They’ve advanced farthest at UC Santa Cruz, where they’ve filed a formal complaint against the University.  They recruited a junior lecturer (I wonder why they couldn’t find a senior faculty member to take up the cause?), Tammi Rossman-Benjamin, to act as their sponsor on campus and filed the complaint in her name.  Said lecturer actually wrote an article for the far-right American Thinker asking whether Jewish students were safe on campus.  In it, she hails the groundbreaking research of “investigative journalist,” Lee Kaplan, one of the stranger crackpots (along with Debbie Schlussel and Pam Geller) on the right-wing pro-Israel scene.  I wonder if Rossman-Benjamin thinks publishing at American Thinker will add to the luster of her academic CV?  The Department’s Office of Civil Rights has agreed to open a formal investigation of her complaint against UCSC.

Marcus has repeatedly contacted an Evergreen College faculty member who is known for his sympathy to anti-Occupation groups on campus.  The former asked repeatedly by phone and in writing to interview the faculty member, seeking to know “his personal political views on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.”  He mentioned as well, that he’d already interviewed noted Jewish critics of Israeli policy, Noam Chomsky and Judith Butler, as if this might give the faculty member (who isn’t Jewish) cover.  Marcus clearly intended to build a dossier which might be used to bolster any complaint brought against Evergreen.  In short, this, for Marcus, is becoming a productive new venture.  A Jewish campus jihad.  We can expect a raft of such complaints against various campuses which allow protest against Israeli Occupation to be too vociferous for Marcus’ taste and those of his wealthy pro-Israel benefactors.

Marcus and the academic pro-Israelists (two can play at this game, you know) also must recruit students who’ve been “damaged” or traumatized by their treatment on campus.  So they seek out students who’ve transferred out because they felt there was a hostile climate for Jews.  Students who’ve appeared in Stand With Us videos attacking Evergreen have spoken about anti-Occupation protests on campus as if they were personal attacks on their Jewish identity.  They speak of trauma like a Jew might speak of trauma induced by anti-Semitism or Jewish suffering from the Holocaust.  As I wrote above, this is all part of a master plan by charlatans like Marcus to build both an academic field and legal theory that equates criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism.

Like Daniel Pipes before him, Marcus is an ideologue clothed in academic robes.  He has some academic pretensions, but his heart is pledged to Israel and not academe.

Israeli’s Pacific NW consul general, Akiva Tor, is also intimately involved in the project as the StandWithUs website documents meetings he attended with Rob Jacobs and others at which the projected civil rights complaint against Evergreen was planned.  Given last night’s post I wrote which documents a proud boast by deputy foreign minister Danny Ayalon that this is precisely the sort of tactic that the Israeli government is embracing, it seems clear the Israeli government is deeply engaged in this campaign of harrassment against American institutions of higher learning.

For anyone whom this development doesn’t trouble, let’s compare this to say, the U.S. government helping organize an Israeli campaign to direct debate on Israeli campuses about U.S. policy including the use of civil rights complaints filed with the Israeli government to force schools to police offending speech.  If this doesn’t seem outrageously intrusive in the domestic academic and political life of a country, I don’t know what is.

This attack on academic freedom corresponds with the efforts of Im Tirzu to compile and publicize lists of supposedly “anti-Zionist” Israeli campuses, departments and faculty.  There is a concerted effort to regulate speech so that certain subjects and views either can’t be discussed or their discussion will involve paying a price in public opprobrium.

Returning to Ken Marcus, why does he persist when universities like Yale are dismissing them and their colleagues as lacking academic rigor?  Because there’s gold in them thar hills.  Over $4-million worth (which excludes a $5-million endowment from Prof. Tobin’s life insurance policy) according to IJCR’s 2010 IRS 990 report.  There are scores of generously endowed Jewish foundations like the Schusterman Foundation and many others which lap this stuff up.  That’s why Schusterman, for one, funds campus efforts of Aipac.  Their idea of building strong young Jews is by training them to espouse pro-Israel views.  Secondarily, strong young Jews also learn that a major part of their identity involves detesting campus criticism of Israel.

The Marcuses of academia must not be allowed to succeed.  If they do, then any of us, including and perhaps especially the Jews, will be consigned to the hellish Inferno of self-haters and Israel-haters.  Anti-Israelism is a hoax theory perpetrated on academia and American campuses by a hoax theorist like Ken Marcus.  He wants to stigmatize what is protected speech on campus.  Not only should there be academic freedom on campus to express political views, there must be freedom of speech, an even more basic American right enshrined in our constitution.  Students must be allowed to protest.  It is part of a hallowed campus tradition.  If pro-Israel students dislike the protest let them mount their own–and they do.  But to take speech critical of Israel and seek to punish an entire university for allowing it is simply treif and un-American.

Ken Marcus may be a lawyer with experience dealing with civil rights and constitutional issues, but his interest doesn’t extend much beyond his own nose and his own co-religionists’ (and even a narrow band of those, at that).

Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you why Marcus may think he’s got a special “in” with the Department of Education in its review of these current and future civil rights complaints.  He’s a former litigator who also helped write, you guessed it, those new Title VI regulations which incorporated Jews as a protected group on campus.  He did that when he worked for…the Department of Education during the Bush administration.

Consumer activists and peace activists are rightfully indignant about the revolving door between government and industry which permits a federal official to write a regulation that will impact a business and then go out and take a job company for whom he wrote the regulation.  It encourages these officials to collude with potential future employers to write rules that will meet industry’s needs, rather than those of the consumer.  This is almost precisely what Ken Marcus did.  He helped write a rule and now he’s trying to exploit it for the imagined good of Israel and his poor, suffering pro-Israel students.

Marcus also boasts on his curriculum vitae that he is an official of Scholars for Peace in the Middle East, an inaptly named group which engages in heavy pro-Israel advocacy.  He was staff director of the U.S. Civil Rights Commission under George Bush.  You can tell whose civil rights he championed when he was there and whose he likely ignored.

On a separate note, Electronic Intifada reports that the president of the Evergreen campus Hillel is a StandWithUs Northwest Emerson Fellow.  I have spent many, many hours of great Jewish enjoyment in campus Hillels at Columbia, UCLA and UC Berkeley.  When I was there, these were houses that welcomed all Jews.  There was a Hillel rabbi who took no sides in the Israel debate, but rather attempted to provoke discussion and learning, rather than exclusion.  Until recently, this was true of Evergreen Hillel as well.  It had been a place open to students with diverse views of Israel.  But increasingly, Hillel is becoming a place where only certain Jews are welcome.  Those who oppose the Occupation or support the campus divestment initiative no longer feel so.  That’s because StandWithUs, as Israel’s Channel 10 news noted in its interview with Danny Ayalon, is an arm of the Israeli government, in effect a lobbying agent for a foreign power.  Accordingly, Hillel is being turned into a cheering section for the Israeli government.  This is an infinitely sad development for those of us who’ve known and appreciated the wonderful Hillels at campuses where we’ve studied.

The Hillel president, Joshua Levine illustrates the confusion SWU and pro-Israelists encourage between Jewish identity and support for Israel.  He said this:

“There are days I feel uncomfortable walking across campus alone because I wear a yarmulke [Jewish skull cap] on my head,” Levine alleges.

There are many Jews wearing yarmulkes who don’t support StandWithUs.  Some who don’t support the Occupation either.  So the issue isn’t wearing a yarmulke.  That’s an expression of Jewish identity.  When you confuse Israel with Judaism you get into a terribly sticky wicket.  It is Levine’s extreme views that cause him conflict with those on campus criticial of Israeli policy.  It isn’t his yarmulke or his Jewishness.  After all, many of the campus leaders of the anti-Occupation protests are Jewish themselves.  And Joshua Levine has no monopoly on Jewishness.  There are many ways to be Jewish.  In fact, as many ways as there are to approach the issue of Israel.  Instead of suppressing this debate on campus, we should encourage it along with values of tolerance and civility.

Israeli Government Hand in Hoax Anti-Flotilla Video

Monday, June 27th, 2011

It’s beginning to appear that virtually every statement, every tweet, every Facebook Wall posting from the Israeli government about the Flotilla is either steeped in fraud or simply wrong.  Earlier today, I posted about what Dena Shunra has aptly called an IDF blood libel against the Flotilla activists, who are claimed to be preparing to “shed blood” of IDF soldiers who attempt to stop them.  Allegedly, they’re also bringing “sulfur” aboard the boats in order to attack the IDF in some unspecified way.

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Omer Gershon, Israeli actor and hoaxster aka 'Marc Pax'

The latest piece of hoaxterism is a video which Max Blumenthal, Benjamin Doherty and Ali Abunimah have proven to be a fake.  It features an alleged gay man named “Marc Pax,” claiming that he was refused a place on the Flotilla because of his sexual preference.  Robert Mackey of the Lede now confirms that the video was a fraud and that three Israeli government officials tweeted about the video at virtually the same time and almost immediately after it was uploaded to the web.  The character in the video is in reality, Omer Gershon, an Israeli actor and marketer who has made at least one commercial with a director named Elad Magdasi.  You take one look at Gershon’s Groucho-like eyebrows and eyeglasses and you know this guy is a fake.  Mackey notes that Magdasi’s YouTube channel prominently flacks videos produced by…are you ready?  Stand With Us.  Now I wonder whether Magdasi himself has made videos for SWU before?

Would SWU fund such nonsense?  Of course not.  They’re far too classy a group to do that.  In truth, there are any number of equally scuzzy pro-Israel advocacy groups with the means and the will to produce this video, among them LATMA or Clarion Fund.  But the SWU connection is most intriguing.

UPDATE: Everything you’ll read about government denials of involvement below was also apparently a lie as no less than the prime minister’s office itself conceded, in effect, that the government was involved in production and dissemination of the video:

The premier’s office in response did not deny that that the government was involved in the video’s production, and admitted that government bodies had distributed the link.

“Various bodies dealing with international media campaigns continuously monitor and distribute internet content when they recognize content that can serve Israel’s campaigns,” the prime minister’s office said in a statement.

What this tells you is that the Israeli government doesn’t really give a crap whether they’re exposed or not.  They didn’t even try to be subtle.  It also indicates the utter cynicism of the government toward the international community and world media.  The ends, for Bibi & Co., are so much more important than the means.  Protecting Israel (as they see it) entitles them to lie and cheat, all in the name of the State.

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When the Israeli government was found to have its hand in the fake cookie jar it reacted with its best Claude Rains-expression of SHOCK, I say shock, that anyone could be so low as to create such a video.  It complained loudly: “We were duped.”  Yeah, I bet you were.  About as duped as the proverbial art forger discovered to have sold a fake Vermeer for millions.

It sternly reprimanded at least one its staff who tweeted about the video.  Though my impression is that it reprimanded him for being discovered, rather than for the fake that he acted on behalf of Israel in promoting the video:

“Mr. Seemann is a 25-year-old who is interning in our office. His tweet was a mistake on his part. It was done without authorization and without approval. His mistake has been pointed out to him.”

I’ll bet it was done without authorization or approval.  If you consider that the MFA’s Danny Ayalon has declared the Flotilla to be Israel’s Public Enemy #1 and that his sworn mission is to “delegitimize” it by any means necessary, the claim rings hollow.

Yigal Palmor, the MFA’s chief PR flack has dropped the claim that the video is truthful and now calls it a “mockumentary,” as if to say: “We were fooling you all along and did it on purpose.”  What the purpose might be is anybody’s guess.

UPDATE I: It’s starting to feel like everyone is coming around the the peace activists’ way of seeing the Gaza siege.  Even Allison Rowen Taylor supports the Gaza Flotilla!  Well, OK she only gave 1 cent.  But every little bit counts, Allison, and we appreciate your support.  It just shows you that even the misguided can find the true path and that teshuva is a godly thing.  Next thing you know the Flotilla’ll be receiving gifts from the Danny Boys, Dan Gordis and Dan Pipes.  Then you’ll really be able to say the leopard’s changed his spots!

There remain a few Israelis though who still are sour pusses as far as the Flotilla is concerned.  Those brave hearty souls of the Mossad for example.  They’ve been hard at work sabotaging the ships that they can.  It appears likely they broke the propeller shaft of one of the Greek boats.  H/t Paul Woodward.

Israel’s Anti-Flotilla Jihad: Haaretz Spews IDF Lies

Monday, June 27th, 2011
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IDF claims this man and his Hamas 'friends' are aboard Gaza flotilla

Barak Ravid, ever the trusty stenographer for the IDF and other government sources, continues his tradition of poodle journalism by reporting today’s lies the IDF is spewing about the Gaza flotilla.  Here’s the latest:

Senior officials in Jerusalem said Monday that Israel has received information that organizers of the Gaza flotilla may be bringing chemical substances on the ships to use against Israeli soldiers to prevent them from boarding the ships.

The senior officials also said that Israel had been notified that several extremists among the Gaza flotilla participants had recently claimed that they intend on “shedding the blood of IDF soldiers.”

So if you trace that back, unknown sources reported to anonymous “senior officials” that Flotilla activists were bringing a vague item “chemical substances” on board the ships.  Given his history and recent comments the “senior official” is likely Danny Ayalon.  In an earlier post I wrote, I quoted him saying that he was leading the equivalent of a jihad against the Flotilla and that he would delegitimize it by all means necessary.  What’s surprising is that Ayalon is usually so ready to inveigh against all manner of Palestinian in his own name–why couldn’t he attach his own name to these charges?

The “chemical substances” could mean sunblock, prescription medicine or any number of items that contain chemicals in them.  As for whether the substances are intended for use against the IDF…gimme a break.  Do you think the boats are going to allow a passenger to bring pepper spray aboard?  Or perhaps the IDF is afraid those aboard the ships may slip a date rape drug to one of the commandos (apparently Yoav Even’s preferred M.O. for raping P.), thus rendering him unconscious??

I’m researching this claim as well, which I’m virtually certain will come up empty once it’s nailed down:

Israeli officials claim that two activists participating in the flotilla have connections to Hamas. They named the first one as Amin Abu Rashad, who they claim is one of the head Dutch organizers for the Gaza flotilla and had served in the past as the head of the Hamas’ Charitable Foundation in Holland. The foundation closed down following Dutch authorities’ probe into its involvement in funding terror activities.

The second activist is Mohammed Ahmed Hanon, which Israel claims is a Hamas activist who stands at the head of the ABSPP, which is involved in transferring funds to terrorists.

All this sounds suspiciously like material being funneled to the Israeli government by those crackerjack anti-Flotilla hasbarists of Shurat HaDin & elsewhere mobilized for just this eventuality.  Which means the government is using sources whose information they don’t vet for accuracy.  They might as well employ a thriller novelist to write the press releases for them, as what they’re disseminating is about that close to fiction (and bad fiction at that).

I seriously doubt Hamas had any charity in Holland.  What they may mean is that Holland closed down an Islamic charity there, although I wouldn’t even trust that part of the account to be accurate.

As for ABSPP, and to whom it transfers funds, by the standards of the IDF and the hasbarasphere, anyone who raises any funds from the world Muslim community is likely dallying with terrorists.  I’m afraid that I’ll have to wait to learn who actually this group funds before I decide that it’s a terror front as the MFA would have you believe.

Given the history of the IDF and MFA and the lies they spin so readily, I wouldn’t trust this story as far as I could throw it.  I’ll report on further research.

In Fit of Pique, Israel Cancels Strategic Dialogue With Britain

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010
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William Hague makes nicey-nice with Israel's foreign minister after Yvet slapped Britain's wrist over arrest warrants. At least he didn't make Hague sit on the floor! (AP)

In yet another sign that Israel is feeling the pain of war crimes accountability, it announced during the middle of a visit by new British foreign minister William Hague that it was suspending a “strategic dialogue” with that country.  The dialogue had earlier been suspended anyway so I’m not sure precisely what the punishment was.  The proximate reason was Israel’s pique that its deputy prime minister was forced to cancel a major address to a British pro-Israel advocacy group on threat of arrest on suspicion of war crimes.  Israel thinks it’s putting its foot down and showing the Brits who’s boss.  But in reality the strategic dialogue is much more important to Israel, which needs British support on Iran and other related issues, than it is to Britain.

It’s called cutting off your nose to spite your face.  This sounds like something dreamed up in the Yvet-Danny Ayalon muscular hasbara factory.  Bibi no doubt approved it thinking he’d let Lieberman have his bit of fun without realizing that this creates yet another embarrassment concerning Israel’s lame foreign policy apparatus which does a marvelous job of driving away allies.  At least one can be happy Lieberman didn’t make Hague sit in the dunce’s chair as his deputy, Ayalon, did the Turkish ambassador.

The Israeli MFA appears not to understand the purpose of these arrest warrants:

Foreign Ministry spokesman Yigal Palmor said Israel’s relations with Britain are “very good,” but the existing law “makes it impossible to conduct dialogue at the highest levels.”

Precisely the point, isn’t it?

Willy Hague (aka “William the Vague“) seems to be a bit dense himself, indicating he’d like to see current law amended so that:

…A “universal jurisdiction” arrest “would have to be one that had a reasonable prospect of prosecution, so that it is not used for trivial or political reasons.”

Only a Republican or Tory would call charges of war crimes “trivial” or “politically motivated.”  I wonder what the families of the nine Mavi Marmara victims think about that very political rhetoric.  I suppose it depends on whose ox is being gored.  If Israel had massacred nine British citizens it might see things a bit differently.

Though the new Tory led government appears to want to buckle to Israeli pressure and rescind the law allowing private parties to file for arrest warrants, it doesn’t appear Israel really believes the Tories and so felt it had to rub Hague’s nose in it.  The only problem is that most countries tend to react poorly when they’re ordered by another country to change their sovereign laws.  If Israel were a major power or a factor in British trade then surely the Brits might be concerned.  As it is, really who cares except Britain’s pro-Israel lobby and their Tory water carriers.

In a related matter, Likud MK Gila Gamliel was scheduled to attend the World Economic Forum in Doha (Dubai) as Israel’s official representative.  Dubai has officially closed it doors to Israeli government officials.  So Gamaliel is persona non wanted.  Alas, no smiley face for her.  It appears to have really bummed out the young Likud up and comer:

Gamliel was elected as a “young leader” to the Forum of Young Global Leaders, whose objective is to create an international community of some 200 future leaders under the age of 40 from around the world. She received the invitation about two weeks ago and confirmed she would participate. However, all the organizers’ efforts to obtain an entry permit came to naught – because of the assassination of al-Mabhouh.

“The invitation to Dubai was, from my point of view, an opportunity to make contacts with senior figures in the Emirates who represent a moderate voice in the Arab world,” Gamliel told Ynet. “I believe that the best way to achieve peace is by forming economic connections and cooperation on the basis of common interests. Because the extremist regime in Iran is a common threat to them, I expected to find an attentive ear in Dubai, and a willingness to cooperate.”

Gamliel was elected from among some 5,000 candidates for the role by a committee headed by Jordan’s Queen Rania. Among the members of the prestigious forum are tennis player Roger Federer, Twitter CEO Even Williams and hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean.

You know, it’s a funny thing about “moderate” Arabs…they tend to frown on “extremist” Israel.  What’s more, they don’t really take a shine to having their sovereignty invaded and their territory used as a killing field for the Mossad and its vendettas.  I’m also not sure what would recommend Gamliel to her fellow Forum rock and sports stars and social networking gurus: her country’s assassins way with a pillow and injection needle?  They’re garotting techniques?

Come to think of it, maybe that’s why Tzipi Livni didn’t make it to Britain herself on her last scheduled trip.  Apparently a few Britons concerned with her culpability for war crimes regarding the 2006 Lebanon war thought her own experience as a Mossad operative might make her a rather undesirable guest too.

Mavi Marmara: the Massacre That Will Not Die

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Mavi Marmara in Haifa harbor

A reader whose friend has a sweeping Mt. Carmel view of Haifa harbor from his/her home took this recent shot of the Mavi Marmara, which has been towed to Haifa from Ashdod, where it was originally brought after being captured by the Israeli navy.

The flotilla attack is the disaster that keeps on giving in terms of the negative fallout it provides Israel.  Haaretz reports that at the urging of Barack Obama Bibi secretly sent an Israeli minister to negotiate a resolution of the outstanding issues dividing Israel and Turkey over the massacre.  The Turks are demanding an apology (that would be the second one, since Danny Ayalon made the Turkish ambassador sit in a baby chair in order to demean him), victim’s compensation, and an end to the Gaza siege.

Turkey also seems to be ratcheting up the pressure by issuing a new threat to withdraw the right of commercial flights to pass through its airspace.  This would be a very strong slap in Israel’s face as it would have practical repercussions for Israeli flights to Europe.

Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman found out about the meeting and had a monumental hissy-fit declaring for all the world to see that Bibi was not nice to him and that if he didn’t shape up he might, just might, take Yisrael Beiteinu’s marbles and play elsewhere.  All just a technical error on his office’s part, explained the prime minister.  It will all be cleared up in a private meeting between the two.  However, a wounded Yvet is not taking Bibi’s calls just yet.  Make the big guy stew a little seems to be the idea.

Haaretz also reports that the IDF investigation of the attack headed by Maj. Gen. Giora Eiland may be more critical than expected.  In an Israeli context, that seems to mean very little.  But who knows, we might be surprised by the outcome.  Even in Biblical Sodom there was at least one honest man.

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Twitter and Winning the Online War for Israel

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Those valiant hasbara honchos in the Israeli foreign ministry are fighting the good fight on behalf of Israel and the Jewish people.  First, Danny Ayalon stood up to the Turkish ambassador by seating him on a kiddie chair and showing how to humiliate a true enemy of Israel.  Then Danny stiffed a U.S. Congress delegation, making clear that he’d have nothing to do with those anti-Israel, so-called Jews in J Street.  Next, to show Israel in a truly constructive light as a center of hot sex in the Middle East–the MFA, Canadian Jewish pro-Israel donors, and the Israel lobby funded a thrilling video that proffered oral sex in return for traveling to the land of hot beaches and bronzed bodies that is Israel.

Yuli Edelstein, settler, and minister of the newly created Hasbara (I kid you not) Ministry, created a devilishly witty website which makes fun of foreign journalists telling their audiences back home that the IDF uses camels to haul their ammunition and that standards of civilization are somewhere in the late 19th century.  He’s also deputized Israeli tourists and, why the hell not, the entire Jewish people to be ambassadors of hasbarist good will on Israel’s behalf.  I tell you, as a good Zionist, it just makes my heart pound and my body tingle.  We’re finally getting out the message.  With this, it won’t be long before we win this damn propaganda war with the dark Arab hordes.  Then Israel will stand with its foot atop the neck of those damn Palestinians, as it should be.

Now, Danny and his friends in the Australian Zionist Federation have discovered a truly nefarious enemy within our very own Jewish people.  These are those Jewish-born individuals who should be ashamed to call themselves Jews (we certainly don’t), because they hate, I say HATE, Israel and all it stands for.  People like those nasty Twitterers who mock magnificent specimens of Jewish manhood like Gerald Steinberg of NGO Monitor, and deputy minister Ayalon himself.  And how do these so-called Jews disseminate their hate?  Not through the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.  No they’re far too crafty and hip for that.  They seek ever newer ways to promote their bile.  They do it using the tools of the young people on whom they prey: YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.  Yes, I said Twitter.  Is nothing sacred?

And who do we have to thank for this Paul Revere-like early warning of the impending peril to Israel?  Something called the Community Internet Engagement Project of the Australian Zionist Federation.  You see, many of our leaders are the white-haired Old Guard.  They’re used to dictating to cute secretaries a la Mad Men.  They barely know how to type, let alone tweet or “friend” someone on Facebook.  They’re the dinosaurs.  But the future belongs to the CIEP which aims to teach Australian Zionists how to fight for Israel in the perpetual online war waged by Islamofascists and their anti-Zionist fellow travelers.  All I can say is thank God for this veritable firewall, or should I say mechitza, on behalf of all that is good about the Jewish people.

We should thank them for all they do on our behalf (cut out that sniggering you in the back, this is serious work we’re engaged in):

Israel has been attached [sic] in Wikipedia, Facebook, YouTube, and Flickr. Eventually it had to happen… and in messages of 140 characters of [sic] less, now Twitter too is being used in public diplomacy against the Jewish state….In Israel MKs, such as Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon, are also making use of Twitter. So is the IDF’s spokesperson and the Israeli Foreign Ministry. What’s new…are efforts to use Twitter to attack, satirise or demonise. Two fake profiles demonstrate the potential. The first, is a FakeDannyAyalon profile on twitter, [sic] is an example of political attacks. Using his real picture and a string of 79 posts, the profile spreads over-the-top messages in the Deputy Foreign Minister’s name. One expounds the rights of protestors to express themselves in Iran, going on to say those who do so in Israel should be shot. Another suggests a Palestinian Mandela must be found… so that he can be locked up. The second fake profile of interest is for NGO Monitor. NGO Monitor is the watchdog organisation that reports on human rights NGOs active in the Arab Israeli conflict.  This profile likewise makes over the top and self defeating statements. “‘Telling the truth is less important than defending Israel.’ Yes, EXACTLY! When will you learn?!” it reads. Another comment says “Remember: Everything we say = democratic debate, legitimate criticism. Everything they say = exploiting democracy for a political agenda”.

Ashley Perry and advisor to Danny Ayalon responded to our enquiries saying they were aware of FakeDannyAyalon on Twitter and that “imitation is the highest form of flattery”…Despite the interest from imitators, Danny Ayalon apparently soon launch a blog and an interactive website. One wonders if FakeDannyAyalon will be left by the wayside.

The fake profile for NGO Monitor is less blatant than that for Danny Ayalon. IT differs from NGO Monitor’s real account by only an under score. The posts also link to articles that debate and respond to NGO Monitor reports. The profile itself lists the Palestinian Propaganda [!] site Electronic Intifada as its home page. Electronic Intifada was previously exposed as being behind efforts to manipulate the Wikipedia community after they infiltrated and exposed efforts by CAMERA to encourage more people to become Wikipedia editors.

It’s taken a while, but finally twitter too has become a tool of online warfare. While Facebook bans the use of fake names, Twitter only prohibits Impersonation and Trademark violations. It remains to be seen how far satire can be used as a cover, and how good the satire must be to qualify. One this [sic] is certain, the online world is only growing in impact when it comes to politics and the international reputation of countries. Israel is starting to get online, but there is a long way still to go.

And with starke Yidn like Prof. Dr. Oboler on our side, we’ll get there in no time.  Who is this fellow, you ask?

Dr. Andre Oboler is a social media expert and Director of the Community Internet Engagement Project. He…spent a year as a Post Doctoral Fellow focusing on Online Public Diplomacy at Bar-Ilan University in Israel.

Phew, I feel better already.  One thing you should know, by the way, is that that wonderful sounding name “public diplomacy” is another phrase for hasbara when it comes to Israel.  It’s selling Israel, selling its story (as conceived by the pro-Israel right), selling the good, and dismissing the bad with the wave of a hand.

Psst, Dr. Oboler, use that PhD in computer science to buy yourself a good grammar check program, lest the anti-Semit’n out there start thinking all of us Jews are semi-literate.

To enjoy the wonderful satire of NGO_Monitor and FakeDanny Ayalon, visit their profiles and be ready to laugh your head off.  Some of this has to be written by writers for Eretz Nehederet, it’s that good.  By the way, Prof. Dr. Oboler missed a few other hilarious ones as well that would throw him into fits of righteous indignation: Fake_Bibi, FakeShimonPeres, DanHalutz, M_Ahmadinejad, SalamFayyad and MohammadDahlan.  Please let us know about others in the comment thread below.

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