Muslim and Jewish Women in Nazareth

'We can live in peace'...John Lennon (photo: Dafna Tal)

Mahzor

Mahzor

New York Public Library

Churches

Sarajevo Haggadah

Mah Nishtanah

Sarajevo haggadah

Antaea Darom

Israeli women's art

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Torah as music

Ben Heine

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ceramic bowl

Mohammad Said Kalash, "Offering Reconciliation" exhibit (photo: Ilan Amihai)

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Punch and Judy/Pinchas and Jamila

Avi Katz

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David Grossman

Ben Heine

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Eldrige Street shul

Lower East Side

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Dove

Ben Heine

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Two birds

Hoda Jamal

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Israeli and Palestinian boys

from documentary, Promises

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Cat in the Hat

Yiddish version

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Daylight through the Wall

Banksy: graffiti art on Separation Wall

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Maurice Sendak's Brundibar set

New Victory Theater (photo: Nan Melville/NYT)

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Daniel Barenboim, West-Eastern Divan Orchestra

Palestinian-Israeli musical ensemble (photo: Kerstin Joensson/AP)

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Great Day on Eldrige Street

N.Y.'s klezmer greats celebrate shul rededication (photo: Leo Sorel)

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Joint Appeal for Peace

(Avi Katz)

Joint Appeal for Peace

Ketubah, Ancona, Italy (1772)

(Jewish Theological Seminary library)

Ancona ketubah

Joe and Shimon Strike a Pose


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I’m going to give the Hot Hasbara Award to the reader who comes up with the best caption for this image. It’s simply too priceless to go uncaptioned. You wonder what the hell these two old geezers were actually saying when they made these gestures and faces. What makes this even funnier and slightly touching is that both of them are professional politicians with decades of service to their country (though Biden isn’t quite a dotty as Peres tends to get at times).

To be clear, I’m not saying that anything either one of them stands for is touching. But there’s a touch of something a bit balmy, sweet and perhaps over the top about their poses…something of comic opera about this image. Shimon’s doing an Al Jolson Jewish cantor routine. Or a Broadway version of Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof:

Shimon: “If I was the PM, deidle deidle deidle dum.  All day long I’d deidle deidle dum, if I was the PM.”

Hey seriously Joe, im yirtzeh ha-Shem, I’ll see you in Davos next winter.  We’ll check out the ski bunnies before I trash the Goldstone Report on the panel, How to Give Good Hasbara.

Joe looks like he’s a character out of opera bouffe.  But go at it. Let’s see how good you folks are.

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9 Responses to “Joe and Shimon Strike a Pose”

  1. Gene Schulman says:

    Hey, Joe, those implants look almost as real as the prospects for peace. Har, har.

  2. Fawn Rainforest says:

    Peres to Biden: "If you had five nostrils I could pick your nose".

  3. @MyHollyTree says:

    Maybe they were both looking at the Goodyear blimp that was on the horizon that said "SIXTEEN HUNDRED NEW APARTMENTS TO BE BUILT IN EAST JERUSALEM" but it wasn't quite in focus yet.

  4. castellio says:

    "From my lips to your ears, see how the sky opens when we meet!"

  5. Chuck says:

    Peres to Biden: "Just because our promises of no more settlement building are all pie in the sky doesn't mean you can actually see them up there."

  6. Jin says:

    "Joe, forget those new buildings in East Jerusalem, focus on the great job we're doing for you threatening Iran!"

  7. Lowrie Glasgow says:

    "Yahweh promises you the votes in November , just kowtow to Bibi "

  8. Ronna Bouche' says:

    U.S. vice-President JOE BIDEN, ‘I pledge allegience to the flag of the united-states of Israel-Firsters;
    and to the ‘Star’ for which it stands, one nation under New World Order, without liberty and justice for all’.

  9. Angela Lyras says:

    Somewheeeeeeehre, over the rainbow, way up high……….there's a land that I heard of, once in a lullaby.

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