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Parents of newly toilet-trained boys should take a few simple steps to keep their sons’ penises safe when they go to the bathroom…
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that manly man, Roger Ailes, at FOXNews (which featured this story at its site) might be getting a bit hinky in his old age. Why is FOXNews so concerned about protecting the penises of “little boys?” Ponder that one for a while.
Note the headline claiming “toilet seat injuries…appear to be on rise.” On what basis do they make this claim? British urologists treated FOUR (count ‘em, four) boys in the past few months who’d injured themselves through toilet seats falling on their genitals. It’s an epidemic, I tell you.
Don't drop that toilet seat, little girl!
And what’s the culprit? Wooden toilet seats. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that the manufacturers of wooden toilet seats may be conspiring to castrate British and American boys thus wiping out an entire generation of future male conservatives. Something’s got to be done about it, now, so that American penises may continue to ‘rise’ for decades to come!
I first read about this story at a new Sarah Palin ‘worship’ site, Team Sarah. Get this, you can’t even view any of the site’s pages unless you register. And one of the questions you MUST answer is what you love about Sarah. In my registration application, I told them I loved her beautiful eyes. Lest that be interpreted the wrong way, I should’ve said I was attracted to her mind. Because it’s true.
There are actually 62,000 members!
