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Bibi Netanyahu: Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Netanyahu: Likud-led government wouldn’t build new settlements

A Likud-led government would not build new settlements in the West Bank but would allow for natural growth, Likud chairman Benjamin Netanyahu told Quartet envoy Tony Blair Sunday, in an apparent attempt to calm the international community before this week’s arrival of George Mitchell, the newly appointed U.S. envoy to the Middle East.

“I have no intention of building new settlements in the West Bank,” Netanyahu told Blair in a meeting Sunday. “But like all the governments there have been until now, I will have to meet the needs of natural growth in the population. I will not be able to choke the settlements.”

Netanyahu also said he plans to work to advance negotiations with the Palestinians quickly and to focus on economic development.

“Every moment of stagnation isn’t good, and I plan to deal with the Palestinian issue very intensively,” he said.

How does he lie? Let me count the ways. If anyone reading this truly believes he will not permit the building of new settlements they really should have their head examined. And even if we take him at his word he certainly will not stand in the way of settlers creating their own “facts on the ground.” That is, illegal settlements which somehow over time become legal ones as they’re absorbed into the Occupation regime.

I’ve talked here about the charade of “economic development” being the Bibi-style solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Only in the mind of an Israeli right-winger can there be a purely economic solution to the conflict. When all the world, and especially the Palestinians will tell anyone who cares to listen that the essence of this conflict is not economic (though there are terrible economic consequences as a result), and its not even primarily religious (though again their are religious elements). It IS primarily political and only a political settlement involving political compromise and creation of a political entity called Palestine on Israeli land occupied since 1967 (with minor adjustments) will resolve it.

As far as I’m concerned, Netanyahu thinks he’s still playing the games that all Israeli prime minister’s play with foreign diplomats and negotiators.  We tell you one thing with a wink and nudge, then go about doing precisely what we want.  It reminds me a bit of a cancer patient who’s just been given his diagnosis and told he needs to cut out cigarettes.  He swears to the doctor he will and as soon as the latter leaves the room he invites all his friends to join him as he lights up, saying to them: “Another one isn’t going to kill me.”  Well, guess what–it will.

I hope to God when George Mitchell meets with Netayahu later this week he will splash some cold water on the otherwise delusional Netanyahu and tell him that the U.S. view of his “economics” pitch is that it is decidedly a non-starter.  If Netanyahu wants Israel to die of cancer let’s tell him he’s not going to do it under our care.  We’ve got to tell Israel to go cold turkey.  It’s the only way.


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  • Marilyn Shepherd January 25, 2009, 9:51 PM

    Lords of the Land by Akiva Eldar and Idith Zertal shows clearly how every Israeli PM sets about expanding and building new settlements on Palestinian land while declaring they want peace with the Palestinians.

    It’s a shocking book and I am glad I took the time to read it.

  • orgo January 25, 2009, 11:23 PM

    ” illegal settlements which somehow over time become legal ones ”

    what distinction between the two do you see, richard?

    • Richard Silverstein January 25, 2009, 11:46 PM

      None. By “legal” I only meant that they were officially sanctioned by the Israeli gov’t. Not that they’re legal in any other context.

  • Neil January 26, 2009, 12:26 AM

    Gideon Levy has a article on Haaretz explaining how voting for Livni, Barak and certainly Netanyahu is voting for extremists.I concur.
    Marylin I will get myself a copy of the book soon.

  • Marilyn Shepherd January 26, 2009, 12:38 AM

    And after that Neil, or maybe before, get hold of Ilan Pappe’s book “the Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine”.

  • Lazynative January 26, 2009, 2:10 AM

    I would say that economics is actually quite important – but then I have an economics background so maybe biased. However, I can’t help chuckling at Netanyahu here; how can you seriously talk about economic development for the Palestinians when they don’t have the same basic property rights that settlers have in the occupied territories. You can’t have proper economic development for the Palestinians if you keep on nicking their land and siphoning off their water supplies in the West Bank which Israel has been doing for decades and is a facet of Israeli policy. All of which leads me to think that ‘Bibi’ is not very serious about economic development – at least for Palestinians.

    In anycase, the guy is a hardcore neo-liberal whose economic policies would be quite disastrous for Israelis and Palestinians were they fully implemented. Much of the rise in poverty and ineqaulity in Israeli soicety is due to the neo-liberal turn economic policy has taken since the 1990s; undermining what was, for all its faults, a relatively egalitarian and social democratic society into a much more polarised one. Netanyahu and his ilk are in many ways represenative of this trend.

  • The Hasbara Buster January 27, 2009, 6:16 PM

    I for one don’t dislike the economic development idea, if only because getting an economy on the move requires certain political guarantees, such as freedom of movement. The problem, of course, is that he’s not serious about it.

  • MOSHE "HUNG SO LO" RABEYNU March 18, 2009, 8:38 PM

    I would be grateful to be informed as to how the real estate developers building settlements and communities in West Bank territory got title to this land in order to be able to sell off parcels to homebuyers at premium prices. From WHERE did these orthodox personages get ownership title and WHO gave them authority to set up these real estate businesses in west bank territory and to sell this property only to orthodox buyers? Most, if not all, of the rogue settlements on the West Bank, such as Hashmonaim, were originally peopled by orthodox zealots who moved in and took over a site. Who directed them to engage in this activity? Who organized and coordinated these moves. NAMES PLEASE! Is this a means by which orthodox big shots get their hands on land for nothing to be subsequently sold at a premium? Is this the price that the orthodox political parties demand for cooperation in any coalition government? Just who is making big shekels from the sale of this contested territory? Why should any businessmen, whether they wear a yarmulka or not, be permitted to engage in this type of cynical and greedy manipulation in the Land of Israel? What of these “motivated” settlers. Is their motivation that the real estate that they squat on today will increase exponentially in value after a while and they can eventually sell at an astronomical profit. If the real estate is returned to the Palestinians as part of a peace agreement, will these “motivated” settlers expect compensation from the government for their “loss“? Where will the government get the money to compensate the settlers and home buyers for the inflated value of the property? Will Israel ask the U.S. for a monetary bailout for peace? That would take chutzpah but is well within the realm of possibility. Inquiring minds want to know! Shalom and zei gezunt for now. The ads below are presented as documentation:

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  • MOSHE "HUNG SO LO" RABEYNU April 6, 2009, 7:22 PM

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  • MOSHE "HUNG SO LO" RABEYNU April 9, 2009, 4:25 PM

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    Shalom and zei gezunt until then!

    • Richard Silverstein April 9, 2009, 6:35 PM

      That’s pretty funny. You advertise for your own blog & allow people to infer that the very blogs you’re exploiting are insipid & inane because they’re not YOUR blog. I’ve got to give you credit for chutzpah, though I won’t take it too personally.

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